比你揀~

問女人「比你揀, 你想做Scarlett Johansson定係Uma Thurman?」
女人答「Uma Thurman!」

問男人「比你揀, 你要Scarlett Johansson定係Uma Thurman?」
男人答「Scarlett Johansson!!!」

唔認真

我覺得自己做咩都好唔認真... 除咗玩... @_@"""

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擺咗個mario扭蛋喺公司枱面, 要入水架~
蘇文窿話來年o既文昌位喺西面, 讀書又或者做文職o既朋友, 可以擺粉紅色同水喺呢個位ga~
俗語有云「水為財」嘛, 今次我仲唔風山水起, 做咩都水到渠成~~~?
哇哈哈哈~~~

大傻

幻想 與他沿路大聲販賣毛公仔 彷似愛海無涯 被追趕也像情懷
也幻想 與他常為幸福自大何必想舉債 那管要吃齋 歲月縱使難捱

傻瓜一點看 我們還有 手仍能拖 夢仍能造 眼仍能看 心仍能開
找到笑的理由 辛苦不算醜
我們還有 嘴仍能親 事仍能做 戲仍能看 歌仍能聽
天涯陪著走 屋雖細 有自由 不需品 懶擁有

沒錯 奇情從未及朱麗葉 奇蹟怎麼會夠汪明荃 仍可掌快樂大權
我自信 凡事樂在屬於自願 夢想不想遠 也很怕氣喘 撲入最高集團

*傻瓜一點看 我們還有 手仍能拖 夢仍能造 眼仍能看 心仍能開
找到笑的理由 艱苦不算醜
我們還有 嘴仍能親 事仍能做 戲仍能看 歌仍能聽
天涯陪著走 家雖細 有自由 錢雖少 有溫柔 (無需要副手 也交到好友) *
難有便別有 真不想折壽能有才願有 不想與壓力互鬥 放浪地扮

Repeat *

誰都想很富有 誰都不必富有 仍有蜜運同遊 分享過 這地球

i'm classic, how about you?

The Classic Lover
31% partner focus, 33% aggressiveness, 15% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Classic Lover.

The Classic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is the closest it comes to the classic images of the princess in the tower, or the romantic and chivalrous knight, or the hero/heroine from a Disney film. The Classic Lover is a treasure to find, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be shy and/or difficult to successfully court.

In terms of physical love, the Classic Lover again can be shy, and often needs more in terms of emotional security to feel comfortable than some of the other Types. Given the right setting, and the right lover, the Classic Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Romantic Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Congratulations!

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test

反差

好簡單, 以下呢幾個step可以體現到咩叫做「反差」:

1.認得啲麻煩客o既電話, 一見到佢哋打嚟就「頂!!!」
2.用一把最cheerful既聲講「kristie’s speaking~」
3.用一把最sincere既聲笑住咁同佢講「哦~ 唔駛客氣~ 有咩事再打俾我吖~~~」
(因為… 你唔笑佢係會知道ga……)
4.等個客收咗線之後dum電話, 再「xyz@#*$"」

我都唔想架, 我都覺得自己好恐怖呀~~~

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唔係overload, 係overloaded.

呢個世界, 冇腦o既人好多, 好在對我好o既仲多~

係呀, 我份人好"林善", 成日都俾人蝦!

你呀, 做咩/講咩都唔經大腦, 一啲都唔識得分輕重o既!

仲有你呀, 以為自己真係"大家姐"囉~

anyway, 我想講o既係, 我唔係"林善", 我只係大量啫~ 做咩要同你哋有正面衝突先? 做咩要教精你先~?

我係有upset過, 因為我唔明點解可以咁大個人都唔識尊重其他人、唔知咩嘢叫做過份!

放心, 我之後都會當你透明架喇~